Sunday, July 22, 2007

Dogdy Days.... the loafers dream.

Stuffy the dog is an eccentric idiot of a dog... he knows nothing of keeping his territory to himself, thus a few run-away strays recently walked in and are now part of a growing family of k9 idiots loafing in our backyard. Stuffy the dog, is also such a gu-dwanzi! He can't scare away strangers and plus, he never barks at new faces... all he does is jump around and often on them at first appearance as if saying, ' yo, welcome to our digs men! just come right in, as you are.'

Enough about the dog already, this is the thing about watching animals as sick as the dog at home. You almost wish you had absolutely no cares in the world but to just eat, sleep, occasionally bark, and my favourite- get cuddled for free! But then again who wants to get kicked in the butt for being overly enthusiastic on a day when master 'who' comes home pissed and doesn't need a 'hero's welcome', albeit the 'dance of victory' from one sick stupid dog!

But poor dog, i recently learned that he is actually blind in one eye... so I guess he's idiocy is actually rooted in something substantial - 'the lights are not all on upstairs.' Psychologists would describe his behaviour as one of the symptoms of ADD. Attention Deficit Disorder, which by-the-way affects humans as well... thus the phrase being Dodgy! Meaning person acting like a dog with ADD.... screw this dog stuff anyway, its way too unnecessary to talk about animals unless if we do this to mirror human behaviour. All said, i prefer to talk about Peaches and Cream... the title of the song by 112 that celebrates luscious living. The life I want to live and one day have someone comment about long after am dead - 'Here lies Ernest Wasake... what a f****n dog!!!' Later.....

PS. Here goes nothing at my first post... do feel free to contact me on a personal level if u intend to dis me... my cell no. is 1...2....3....4....5...6... or and do add O7...something.